तू कौन है?

I thought it would be fun if I had multiple ME's like a multi-pack for mobile phone bodies, change them whenver you get tired of one. It has happenned to me now; A look at the mirror and it I can't relate to the image (an oblong,vertical parallelogram) I see there. It surely has got to do with latest 3 month excess of gobbling 1 kg mangoes a day abetted by an erratic sleeping schedule.
Neverthless, I don't relate to what I see in the mirror, and its not fun as I had thought. The journey seems to be getting over. According to BMI calculations, I am no more overweight, I AM OBESE!!!
I don't like it, so Talwalkar, here I come!!!