Monday, March 03, 2008

The Baap of all biz ideas!!!!

Well, if you are one of the lucky few to visit my blog, well, go ahead, buy that porcshe, buy that bungalow at colaba, splurge................'coz what you are going to find below is one of the biggest business ideas to have hit the planet in a long long time

THE SUE-SUE FUND
Well, just go through this link first to get an idea of what I am talking about
http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/stupid_lawsuit_collection.asp?wacky=0
Yes, you got it right, I am talking about combining cutting-edge financial securitization techniques with the litigation happy American Society, to give you unprecedented returns.

This fund plans to securitize all future receivables based on the amazingly high number of opportunities to SUE in the over-politically correct America. Since the gestation period can be higher for certain high-end litigations, multiple tranches of securities will be issued with the lower tranche protecting the higher tranche in case of payment delays.
Sub-Prime litigation anyone??

Also, as legal expenses form the biggest chunk of the cost of operations, this fund will also set up a legal outsourcing subsidiary in India which may even take up outside business depending upon the market scenario. Tracking stocks in this subsidiary can also be expected depending upon the market performance.

Another uniqueness of this fund would be that first time you would be making money and fulfilling CSR (Corporate Social Responsibility) in the same vein by improving societal standards. Basically, you don't even have to worry about any GLOBE about CSR, nor any money to be spent on setting some CSR board. Basically, no nonsense, just ethical super-returns.

"Sue-Sue fund, करे ऐसा Sue, निकाल दे सबकी सू-...!!!! "

Disclaimer - Sue-Sue Fund returns are subject to (if) Sanity returns. Pl roll up the offer document gleefully before investing.

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