These days....

Today you can’t land unless the tray table is up,
you can’t smack your children,
you can’t smoke in a pub,
you can’t take shampoo on a plane,
you can’t climb a ladder if you’re a policeman,
you can’t eat more than six grams of salt a day,
you can’t urge your dogs to kill a rat..........

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